I’m on the Internet with my daughter nearby. I’m googling and scrolling about and I hear her say, “That’s my daddy.” And I look and there’s no picture of her daddy anywhere. So I ask her to point. And she points to a picture of this gentleman, pictured below.

So I’m like, really? First of all, my husband doesn’t have a mustache. So I’m not sure where this is coming from. So I keep asking her, and she’s pretty persistent that Borat is her daddy. I must have had one too many Old E’s that evening.