Does your kid do or say embarrassing things in public, making you want to crawl in a hole and hide with a box of wine? Never fear. Try these tips to keep you moving along with your day in style. Here’s a few options when your kid does or says something embarrassing in public:

Option 1: Simply say, “I don’t know this child.”
Option 2: Keep a pile of party confetti in your pocket. Right after the embarrassment, throw a handful at your child and say: “Congratulations (insert stranger, or person’s name here), you’ve just participated in experimental, walking theater. Next show is in 30 minutes”. Then run away.
Option 3: Drink wine.

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