When I was awarded the coveted “Worst Mom Ever” award, I was speechless.  I wasn’t prepared.  If I had known that it was going to be my award to win, I would have taken some time to prepare.  Instead of standing there, looking at the angelic tyrant that had bestowed this award upon me, sighing in exasperation, rolling my eyes like they were powering the Titanic and walking away in irritation, I wish I had been prepared with an acceptance speech.  But instead I dithered like Taylor Swift waiting for Kanye to interrupt me.

Acceptance Speech Tip

My tip to you is to be prepared for the inevitable moment you will be saddled with this prestigious award.  Because the best moms are always awarded (and we know, since you read Bleeping Motherhood, you are obviously one of the best moms).

Give yourself a moment to think of all the people you’ll thank.  Consider the breathing techniques you’ll use to get yourself back under control (because these awards are generally given during moments of aggravation).  Then, at that moment when the award is bestowed upon you, in your head, thank all the people that contributed to getting you here, count to five backwards, then give that kid a hug.  There’s a good chance he or she needs it.

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