This week, Bleeping Motherhood is discovering how to channel our inner mom gangster. You can check out Bleeping Audrey’s personal grocery store gangster post here.

To continue the spirit of being a badass in various forms, here’s:

Top 5 Ways To Become A Next Level Parenting Gangster

5: Mornings can be hectic. Put another way, absolutely fucking insane. Trying to get the kids up, and fed, and out the door can be horrifying. Some moms might organize the clothes the night before, so you’re not running around the next morning trying to locate your daughter’s favorite, need to wear them, or she’ll have a 10 minute tantrum black leggings with the unicorns on them. This is a great idea. But you know what’s GANGSTER? Not only locating those freaking leggings, but sleeping in them. Sleeping in the clothes that you’re going to wear the next day. -Freaking GANGSTER.

4: How often do you shower? If you’re a mom of little ones, chances are you stink. And may not get to shower on a regular basis. I’m passed showering with my kids.

Even though they’re still small, I enjoy my shower time, by my damn self. Now that you’re clean, what about the kids? They’re not quite old enough to shower by themselves. And a full-on bath can sometimes take too much effort. Iǯm running out of steam and I have to start dinner. So what do I do? I stick the kids in the kitchen sink. My kids LOVE taking baths in the kitchen sink. And I can start dinner. -Gangster.

3: Dinnertime. Effing dinnertime. Why go through a whole thing of making dinner, when the kids don’t even want to eat. Or better yet, make a whole big dinner, then sit down, only to have your kid ruin the entire dinner with some hissy fit about how their bread is touching their beans. Fuck them. And their beans. I say, get through a dinner on your terms. Drink wine with every dinner, and if the kids don’t want to eat, they don’t eat. -Gangster.

2: Don’t feel like dealing with dinner, period? Call your husband and tell him that he needs to pick up dinner on his way home. -Effing Gangster.

1: I kid a lot about being a mom and how I handle situations with my kids. But I shit you not, if you ever hurt my children, you will find a decapitated horse head in your bed. -Being a Mom.

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