Top 5 Headline Worthy “You’ve Been Toddlered” Moments”:
5: Toddler tossed Million Dollar lottery ticket in the fireplace.
Emma, 2.5 years old, Nebraska, U.S.A
All the parents could say is, “Fuck me. Fuck me.”
4: Toddler put poopy in mommy’s coffee. Mommy drank it.
Drake, 4, London, England
Mommy said, “Yuck, this tastes like bloody shit.”
3: Toddler hit delete button on her daddy’s entire cell phone image library/important files.
Ava, New Hampshire, U.S.A
After a failed attempt at retrieving the files, Ava’s father mumbled something about Steve Jobs being the devil.
2: Toddler flushed his parents’ wedding bands down the toilet
Jonah, Boston, U.S.A.
Mommy pretended to be devastated, then got her husband to spring for a brand new Tiffany’s band!
1: Toddler locked her mommy out of the house when she ran to grab the mail.
My Kid, New York, U.S.A
Yup! I was Toddlered, and I won’t go into details. We’ll just say, I survived.
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