TODDLERED horror stories that could have been avoided, as told by moms/dads who survived the incident:

5: “How do I even begin to describe the horror?”

I was getting ready to dress my newborn for his Baptism. My toddler somehow got a used tampon out of the trash, and got it all over the Christening outfit.

The Baptism — TODDLERED!

-Debra, WI

4: “My neighbors probably thought I was losing my mind!”

I came outside and noticed that my underwear and bras were all over the front lawn. I look to see that my toddler was throwing them out the window.

The Neighborhood — TODDLERED!

-Gretchen, PA

3: “All I could say was, oh shit, and sorry!”

I was grocery shopping and my toddler took his wee wee out and started peeing all over the produce.

The Store –TODDLERED

Gary, VA

2: “I was enraged and totally grossed out.”

We just finished painting our toddlers bedroom, and the next day, he took the poopy in his diaper and “painted” the walls with it.

The Walls — TODDLERED

Laurie, UT

1: “Now what the fuck are we going to eat?”

My toddler let the dog out of the crate and he got into our turkey.

Thanksgiving Dinner — TODDLERED

Summer, CO

Tell us your TODDLERED horror story and how it could have been avoided at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com