In this week’s Suck On This, I talked about a recent experience I had with my kids who experimented with couch cushion stuffing. Now, I will explore:

Top 5 Things I could do with couch cushion cotton stuffing:

5: Place it in bunches all over my floor, smoke a ton of pot and pretend I’m sitting on clouds.

4: Sing “Let It Snow” while in the grocery check out line , and throw balls of it at the cashier.

3: Make various faux Sophia Petrillo white haired wigs (one for every day of the week).

2: Sprinkle some salt and pepper on it and see if it can pass as dinner tonight.  (If so, and leftovers for tomorrow!)

1: Smoke a ton of pot and accidently throw the stuffing in the garbage. And when hubby asks what happened to the pillows, say “Huh?”

What would you do with all that cushion stuffing? Comment below, or email us at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com