“If Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer Had Kids On Seinfeld” Episodes:

5: Kramer becomes President of his son’s PTA, and accidentally burns the school down when he attempts to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the science lab.

4: George slips into a depression because his newborn is bald and he thinks the baby is mocking him.

3: Elaine’s baby has severe diaper rash which is mysteriously spelling out the word BOSCO, so she uses a balm that Kramer invented called “Balmy for Mommy”.

2: Jerry supports his daughter’s sports fundraiser by setting up a “Wash Your Own Car” car wash that raised $5.

1: Newman kidnaps all the kids and tries to sell them in Michigan for 5 cents a piece.

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