Top 5 Movie Quotes That Would Have Been Appropriate For A Road Trip With My Family

5. “If you’re gonna spew, spew in to this.” – Wayne’s World – This brings to mind a drive back from the beach when my oldest kept throwing up.  As we were speeding through Baltimore, I handed him the container that had my lunch so I wouldn’t have to stop.

4. “Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.” – Armageddon – The backseat of our car 10 minutes in to any road trip.

3. “Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” – Back To The Future – That is apparently true when we were driving between Gatlinburg, TN and Asheville, NC.  Or at least the gps didn’t think we needed actual roads.

2. “You can’t handle the truth!” – A Few Good Men – My response to the 300th query of, “Are we there yet?”

1. “There’s no place like home.” – Wizard of Oz – That sweet satisfaction when you pull up at home.