by Naomi

Not that I really need a reason… but here are a few things that make me want to sit back for a moment and enjoy a nice adult beverage.

Top 5 reasons I need a glass of wine:

5 – I have four children and a dog. I must add that the only time the dog comes near me is to bark loudly in my face to feed her or to stick her behind in my face hoping I will scratch it. Thankfully, the children haven’t adopted this approach…yet.
4 –  My son had an epic meltdown because I called him Nate instead of Nathan.
3 –  My preteen daughter is asking some pretty deep questions about sexual orientation, religion, the Antichrist and life after death.
2 – So far today I have done two loads of laundry and a load of dishes but there are still dirty clothes and dirty dishes all over the house.
1 –  Because I said so.

This picture was drawn by my son Nate, I mean Nathan.