Top 5 Events That Caused Wicked Huge Bitch Rants:

5: That time it was raining, but I wanted it to be sunny. (Sounds like my toddler is rubbing off on me, huh?)

4: That time I ran full speed for the train, and missed it by 1 second. (Damn you, punctual train system/conductor!)

3: That time that guy hit my heel at the grocery store with his cart. (That guy is probably still crying).

2: That time the hairdresser screwed up my color, and I had to go back the following day, with both kids. (just finish beauty school, bitch?)

1: That time the sushi place didn’t send any soy sauce with my take out order. (Oh, the fury.)

What thing happened and you totally flipped? Tell us now at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com