I had a few, albeit short instances on vacation where the kids were napping and I could just lay in the sun and enjoy my freaking self. In those rare moments, I was able to tune into what other parents were doing and saying. Here’s my faves:

Top 5 Ridiculous, Yet Amazingly Awesome Things I Heard Parents Say During My Vacation:

5: You do NOT put on random band aids that you find on the ground.

4: Wife: UGGHHH, Why didn’t you blow this (swim floatie) up!!??

Husband: I JUST DID! You just watched me blow the fucking thing up in front of you!

3: You are taking a shower, I’m gonna smack you in the face and then you will go to bed for the weekend.

2: I’m about to slap this fucking hostess in the face.

1: I’ll leave you here for the whole year.

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