5: Babies R Us

As a new mom, Babies R Us was my go to, and I’d buy my diapers there, and run there when I needed baby supplies because they gave you those stupid fricken coupons…you know the ones that are totally useless for diapers and not valid until March 14,  2045? Yeah, I don’t go there anymore. Eff that place.

4: Carters

Carters has cute clothes, but they also can go screw themselves. They aren’t terribly cheap and they also give you coupons that you can’t use right away and by the time you get your ass back to the goddamn store, the coupon is expired. I don’t have time for that shit.

3: Pottery Barn Kids

If I EVER need a pretty, posh hand-woven basket with my child’s initial etched on the front of it, that would go just perfectly with my pretty, posh nursery set… then please, bend me over, and put an end to me right then and there.

2:  Baby Gap

I can say that I only shopped there once and bought a couple of cute pieces. I won’t be making a habit of it though. Why?  Because fuck Baby Gap.

1: The Children’s Place

I fucking hate The Children’s Place. They keep sucking me in with their HUGE online sales. And who’s the genius that came up with that name brand. “The Children’s Place” Wow. You must have burned a lot of midnight oil thinking up that name. I bet the runner up was: “A Place That Sells Children’s Clothing.” I’ll take Dumb Asses for $200 Alex.

What store have you boycotted?