We recently taught you how to make your very own Boob Sweat Hammock. You can get the whole story on how to do that using just 2 simple supplies. Check it out here.

Now that you’ve constructed your very own boob hammock, here’s the

Top 5 Places NOT to wear a boob hammock:

5: A Playdate. It might be really hot out. It might be 90 degrees, even. But I urge you not to wear a breast hammock to your next play date. Not only will you be super embarrassed when your left breast falls out in front of the other moms, if the AC is on high gear, you might end up shivering the entire time. And we all know what happens to boobs when they’re cold. Nip central, baby.

4: Your husband’s company picnic. Your husband wants to make a good impression for the big boss. He wants to introduce you and the kids to all of the senior partners. You roll up in a boob sweat hammock. Not the impression he wanted to make.

3: The Grocery Store. “Titty out in aisle 5.” Don’t wear a boob hammock to the store. Moms move pretty fast in the store. A boob hammock does not offer much support. Do you want to risk slapping some poor innocent bystander with one of your floppy boobs? Two words. Law. Suit. Don’t do it.

2: A Wedding. Can you imagine if you’re a bride, and you’re walking down the church aisle, and you’re laser focused on your soon to be husband at the end of the aisle. Then out of the corner of your eye, is a distant relative, YES, wearing a boob hammock? Would you be mortified? Disappointed?I probably would be. And Jesus would be, too.

1: The PTA Meeting. As hilarious as it might sound, don’t wear a boob hammock to the PTA meeting. Actually, I would find great humor in seeing a mom walk proudly into a PTA meeting with a boob hammock. In fact, it feels like a Saturday Night Live skit. So Lorne Michaels, if you’re paying attention, make that happen.

Are you disappointed in all of the places that are frowned upon from wearing a Boob Hammock? I know. We are too. Don’t fret. Gift yourself this awesome camping hammock. It’s large enough to hold you, and both of your boobs!

Do you have any places you wouldn’t wear your boob hammock?  Tell us below!