On Monday, we posted about Bake Sales and Bleeping Audrey’s personal story about faking her way through her kids’ school bake sales can in fact have positive outcomes. You can catch the whole story here.

And speaking of Bake Sales, in case any of you were wondering, we shouldn’t neglect to mention Bleeping Audrey’s amazing triumph at this years bake sale item – Rice Crispy Treats! They’re easy. They’re delicious and they are selling today for $1 each at the local pre-school. In case your mouth is watering for a toddler treat, you can grab the recipe she used right here! BTW, she added a little milk to the melted butter/marshmallow, and it did come out extra gooey!

Speaking of recipes, let’s talk about the craziest bake sale recipes that ever lived.

Here’s 5 Bad and Crazy Bake Sale Ideas That You Should Never Do:

5: New England Clam Chowder Cookies – These sound absolutely horrifying. Can someone please make these so we can confirm how horrifying they are?

4: Butter & Butter Bites – I wonder how much butter is used, and how many arteries are still in working order after 5 butter bites?

3: A rainbow sprinkles cupcake with vanilla frosting. Except no cupcake. Just a heaping pile of vanilla frosting with sprinkles poured over it. – This is actually how my kids prefer their cupcakes, so this is probably a good option for my family.

2: Your wet finger dipped in a cup of sugar, then licked. – Ewww.

1: Pot Brownies – While I’m sure these are delicious (my friend told me they were), I don’t think they are appropriate for a bake sale.

What crazy good, or crazy bad bake sale recipes do you have up your sleeve? Tell us now at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com