The places that I’ve cleaned up pee where I know my child knows to go on the toilet but is just out to get me.

5. In her pants, two minutes after asking her if she needs to go pee and her saying no.

4. On the bathroom carpet, in front of the toilet.

3. Any party we’ve been to, just when I relax and start having a good time.

2. In my bed, after I just removed her night-time diaper.

1. After she removed her night-time diaper, standing outside of the bathroom.