Let’s explore this for a quick sec. Imagine you awake from a comfortable slumber. You go downstairs and Danny Tanner is doing your laundry, Joey Gladstone is playing with your kids and Uncle Jesse is making coffee and cooking your favorite breakfast.

That would be pretty sick, right?

Let’s explore further.

This is the ultimate scenario (in my crazy lady head, or course):

The dudes from Full House surprise me with doing all my mommy chores for a whole month. So I can, ya know, slack off and do whatever the hell I feel like doing.

Let’s dig a little further:

Danny Tanner: He’s dorky but cute. And he knows how to clean a house and scrub a toilet. He’s a necessity as far as I’m concerned. He’s in.

Joey Gladstone: He’s funny, in a dumb way and super eager to please, so in my book, he’s in.

Uncle Jesse (post Stephanie haircut mishap): He’s hot, and not afraid to change diapers. Need I say more?

I’m liking this more and more. Three guys who are going to do all my shit and take care of my kids and resolve all my problems in a fun way in 30 minutes? I wonder how I can actually get this wish fulfilled? Do I write a letter to Santa? Do I write to these guys directly? Anyone have their digits? I’ll do more exploring and see how I can pull this off. Stay tuned.

How would be your ultimate Full House experience look? Share your ideas with us at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com