Ever feel like you should change your name to Toots McGee? Ever find yourself on a farting spree? This week, we are bringing you some inspirational, yet wildly exciting information about farting.

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We’ve all been there. Farts. Farting. It’s part of life. We laugh when our newborns do it. We giggle when our toddlers do it. When we do it? Not so much. When we accidentally let one slip through in public, we act as if we just committed a horrific crime and should be hung in the street in front of the townspeople, while they scream and chant “Kill The Farter!”

So, to help ease your fears about farts and your farting mommy moments, this week you can enjoy:

• Farts: Get The Facts

• See which celebs like to fart! You won’t believe who made the list!

• Learn what an “Abraham Lincoln” Fart is and when to use it.

• And more!

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