Get ready foo. We are bringing you some super effing important (yet surprisingly unimportant) info this week from us at BleepingMotherhood.com

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You know how sometimes a toddler can totally fuck up your house, your meal, your mood, your memory…shall I go on? Okie dokie! Your morning coffee, your phone call, your quiet time, your shower time, your reading time, your self esteem? You get the idea. A toddler is kind of, let’s see if I can find the right wording here…the toddler stage is a huge fucking cluster fuck. And no, you may not pardon my French.

So to help find teeny, tiny bits of sunshine and rainbows for those of you in the thick of the Toddler Stage, here’s what you can look forward to this week at BleepingMotherhood.com:

•  Understanding Signs and Symptoms of being “Toddlered”
•  Find out what “Getting Toddlered” is and how to beat it. (And the bad news is, you won’t, and you can’t)
• How to get your toddler to score you a gorgeous new wedding band from Tiffany’s
• Watch a video of how a playdate “Toddlered” a group of parents

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