Back to school time of the year creates a lot of lists for moms.  There’s the lunch making list, the school supply list, the clothing list.  And, of course, the list just for you.

Top 5 Back To School List, Just For Moms

5: Stock up on wine for Friday Night. Even though the kids are back in school, it’s almost like there’s more to do, more to think about and more to screw up. Make sure you have ample wine for Friday night. Hell, there’s nothing wrong with drinking on a Monday night, right?

4: Stock up on straws. You’ll need straws for you wine. Duh. (Duhhh, like how Michelle Tanner used to say it on Full House to Uncle Jesse).

3: Get a very large drinking glass. This is kind of optional, because alternatively, you could just drink from the bottle. But let’s keep it classy ladies.

2: Locate a pair of high heels and dance around your living room like a raving lunatic to your favorite Madonna song. You’ll feel great afterwards, I promise. (Disclaimer: You may break your ankle. Make sure you’re only 1 glass of wine deep before attempting this one).

1: Eat all the chocolate. The kids are in school now. There’s a bag of chocolate in the kitchen cabinet, (you know where it is, all the way on the top shelf). Go grab it, and eat it.

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