“Don’t sing, Let it Die to my tomato plants”

“Can you at least remove the macaroni from his balls?”

“If you don’t take the crayon out of your bum, I’ll need to take it away.”

These are just a few of the gems that we can’t believe have come out of our mouths as moms.  Who sticks crayons in their bum anyway?  Oh, right, my kids.  Check out all the ridiculous things moms say on our blog, on the right in our “That’s What She Said” special area.

Do you have some gems to share?  We’d love to hear them – we can’t believe we’re the only ones that say these ridiculous things.  Comment here, post on facebook, tweet us at bleepmotherhood, or email them to sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com and we may feature them on our blog or in future memes.

In the meantime, wonder what could drive a mom to tell her kid it wasn’t appropriate to motor-boat their mother……