This week’s tip isn’t about some techy phone device or gaming software. Nope.

As we close out chatting with you about holiday shopping, we wanted to conclude with an important tip. When shopping, don’t be afraid to keep a flask in your purse. Take a swig every so often. Don’t, by any means get plastered. Just small swigs, two or three times. That’s all you need.

As a follow up to the flask thing; right after you get home from shopping, immediately wrap the gifts. You’re going to wrap them like shit, (from being half cocked), but just tell the giftees that the kids REALLY wanted to help with wrapping this year. Problem solved, beotch.

Oh, anyone reading this who gets a shitty-wrapped gift from me this year…um. I plead the 5th.

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