Bleeping Motherhood is 2 years old! Ah yes, 2 glorious years ago Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri took the plunge into blogging. And today, here we are, for better or worse, sharing all of our hilarious mom moments and insanity with the world.

In toddler speak, we are in our terrible twos!

What does this mean? If we were actually 2 years old, we might throw a tantrum because we didn’t get to do what we wanted at the exact minute we wanted. We also might throw our cup of juice (gallon of wine) on the floor. Or, we might pee our pants.

Actually, I just did one of those, but I won’t tell which one. Moving on…
To celebrate Anniversary #2, we’re happy to announce that book #2 is on it’s way to publication in just a few short months! Yup! Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond is coming your way.

It’s similar to our first book, but this edition is packed with all the mommy goodness — a playful exploration of hilarious (and sometimes wacky) questions around this crazy thing we call “motherhood”.

This game book also comes equipped with lots of mommy tips and tricks (both playful and helpful) as well as blank pages for mommy to record pregnancy or other milestones and/or for advice writing…so it’s a great option for baby showers, mommy play dates and so much more!

Here’s a sneak peek at Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond

Would You Rather…

Have your internal exams done by a doctor that goes by the name “Large Hands Larry”

or…

Go to your first ultrasound appointment wearing a tiara on your vagina?

Would You Rather…

Get only 10 hours of sleep over 1 week

or…

Spend a night in jail?

Would You Rather…

Have your epidural administered by a circus clown

or…

Have your doctor deliver your baby in the nude?

LOL! Clearly we had a lot of fun creating this book and we can’t wait to share it with all of our fans.

Be sure to subscribe to our mailing list so we can notify you when the book becomes available.

We’re excited to celebrate the BIG 2 with you this week. Stay tuned for some fun “caption this photo” games sponsored by the 2 year old versions of Bleeping Audrey & Bleeping Kerri.

Now, we leave you with some old school celebratory, shake your booty music: