Halloween is fast approaching and the kids are getting ramped up to go door to door to ask lots of strangers in the neighborhood for candy. Which seems ass backwards, because we tend to teach our kids about stranger danger, as well as not accepting candy from strangers.

But, it’s Halloween and this is how we roll.

Anyway, my husband and the kids are all sitting around the kitchen table this weekend and we ask my four year old what you say on Halloween when you knock on the doors in the neighborhood.

She very proudly says, “Trick or Treat!”

I chime in with, “Smell my feet…”

My husband then joins us, “…gimme something good to eat!”

I continue, “…if you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll pull down your underwear!”

The kitchen is silent and my husband gives me a weird look.

Me: What, you guys never sang that last part when you were kids?

My Husband: Umm, no. I guess we left the sexual assault part out.”

Me: Aww, that’s too bad.

Did anyone sing that last part as kids? Comment below or send us your story at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com