Ever try to get a family photo while on vacation? LOL
Here’s 3 Steps in how to “attempt” a good photo on a family vacation:
3: Give your kids candy. Your dentist will punch me in the face for saying that, but giving a kid a lollypop will help ensure a small window to get a decent […]
What’s that you say? You say you’re in a bitch rant kind of a mood, you say?
Sometimes you just gotsta vent. If you find yourself frustrated and need to bitch and rant about your kids, your hairstyle, your mess, your bills, your WHATEV, then DO IT! Let it out. Sometimes we hold that shit in, […]
What’s that you say? You say you’re in a bitch rant kind of a mood, you say?
Sometimes you just gotsta vent. If you find yourself frustrated and need to bitch and rant about your kids, your hairstyle, your mess, your bills, your WHATEV, then DO IT! Let it out. Sometimes we hold that shit in, […]
If you’re gonna fart, don’t fart like an amateur. Be a Farting Pro.
If you’re a beginner, or are clueless about farting, start with this Fart Dictionary. It helps you really understand and name some of your farts, like:
Apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away.
Boomerang fart: a fart that has somehow returned to haunt […]
If you find yourself in a Toddlered situation, here’s 3 Rules of Thumb that can help:
1: DO NOT look the toddler in the eye. Keep your distance, and STAY STRONG.
2: I carry these 3 items with me at ALL TIMES. I suggest you do the same:
A pair of tongs
Dolly Parton’s book “Dolly: My Life and […]
No doubt, each of the Golden Girls had their own style and own uniqueness they brought to the table. Their fashion is no exception.
I adore the way Blanche’s beautiful shoes click-clack across her kitchen and living room floor. Or how Rose’s sweet sweater sets compliment her personality. And the way Dorothy’s shoulder pads enhance her […]
Even though I do it in a pinch, giving myself a manicure or pedicure sucks. My fingernail painting skills are the worst. Which is why the one thing I do for myself to pamper my ass is get an occasional mani/pedi.
So, instead of giving yourself a shitty manicure/paint job, just seek out a local spot […]
If you want to get out of hosting the holidays at your house this year, here’s what you do in 4.5 Easy Steps:
1: Tell everyone that you may, or may not poison the food.
2: Do a half-smile and wink 3 times.
3: Say, “I’m serious, though.”, and wink once.
4: Fake cough.
4.5: Pivot turn, and run away […]
Breastfeeding can be difficult, tiring, even overwhelming. During these times, us mamas need a little support to keep us going. We’ve assembled an amazing library of motivation to keep your spirits up when you are feeling down. Look at these images 3 times daily. You’ll be as good as new in no time. Enjoy!
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