Does your kid do or say embarrassing things in public, making you want to crawl in a hole and hide with a box of wine? Never fear. Try these tips to keep you moving along with your day in style. Here’s a few options when your kid does or says something embarrassing in public:
Option 1: […]
If you want to get out of hosting the holidays at your house this year, here’s what
you do in 4.5 Easy Steps:
1: Tell everyone that you may, or may not poison the food.
2: Do a half-smile and wink 3 times.
3: Say, “I’m serious, though.” and wink once.
4: Fake cough.
4.5: Pivot turn, and run away in slow […]
The holiday season is a time of giving. And giving. And giving. And when your credit card is worn out, moths fly out of your wallet and you’ve exhausted your change jar, if you find there are still more people to give to, you may feel that all hope is lost. Never fear. You have […]
A big congratulations to our winner of Scott Cohn’s book – Daddy Said A Word I Never Heard
Michele, thank you for entering! And we hope you don’t get too many REALLY! comments today from your children.
Really wanted to win this book? We don’t blame you, it is really funny. Here’s our weekly tip – buy […]
I’ve heard, hey, be patient when potty-training. They won’t be peeing in diapers when they go to college.
I’ve been to college. There were multiple instances of people peeing themselves. Usually alcohol was involved. I don’t feel relieved.
With my son, we optioned for a reward method with poops on the potty. His Pop Pop bought him […]
It’s Halloween week! How are you preparing to scare your children? Creepy spiders dangling from the ceiling? Jumping out of closets, screaming “BOO!” Fake ketchup blood all over your shirt? There’s so many to choose.
I was never a huge Halloween junkie, but I don’t want to deprive my kids from enjoying themselves. And I certainly […]
It’s that silly song you sing when your baby has a boo boo, and needs comfort.
It’s that ridiculous hat you wear on your head (a diaper) just to make your little one laugh.
It’s acting out that Disney movie, for the 19th time today.
It’s the yoga pants/t-shirt mommy uniform that we put on everyday.
It’s the things […]
Ever wonder where you can buy little pink bunny wallpaper, just like Uncle Jesse had on his bedroom walls? I know! Me, too!
Well. Good news. I found it here.
Unfortunately, it looks like it’s out of stock at this time. I guess more of the world’s population was interested in the pink wallpaper than expected.
My advice […]
In an ongoing effort to avoid/help all the moms and dads out there from getting TODDLERED, Bleeping Motherhood has a few pieces of advice.
But first, let us bow our heads and think about those who are being TODDLERED at this very moment.
(Like me, who just spent a considerable amount of time mopping the floor, to […]
Let me know if this sounds familiar.
It’s 7 a.m. and your kid gently tells you that he forgot to finish his homework. And being that your week has been especially cra-cra, you forgot too.
Shit.
It’s half done, and due today! Now what? Luckily there’s a solution! Hasbro has come out with a line of real dogs […]
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