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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Weekly Tip – To-Do Lists

May 20th, 2016|

A lot of times when I feel like I’m living on the edge, it comes from a feeling of being overwhelmed.  So much to do, so many children screaming, so little energy.

In the most desperate of moments, I like to create a to-do list.  I like to create simple items that are easy to scratch […]

Weekly Tip – Shut Up!

May 13th, 2016|

Stay at home moms, working moms, moms in general – here’s the tip for those moments when your child is mad/frustrated and yells – “SHUT UP!”

Teach them this song.

Before the moment has, play this song constantly.  Make this song part of your life.  Then when the inevitable moment happens, instead of getting mad or yelling […]

Weekly Tip – Mother’s Day Hints, Episiotomy Style

May 6th, 2016|

Hey Moms! You obvi know you deserve the best of the best this Mother’s Day.

If you have any doubt that your Mother’s Day Gift will be less than adequate, here’s a nice, ripe vocabulary word that you can sprinkle around in conversating with the significant other.

Hopefully, this will spark a little (or huge) light bulb […]

Weekly Tip – Mother’s Day

April 27th, 2016|

Are you struggling to find a great Mother’s Day gift for that special mom in your life?

Does that special mom in your life love to laugh at edgy, fun comedy?

Then dude, you should totally grab her a copy of Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather.

Bonus For Moms!
In case you’ve been sitting there all day pondering […]

Weekly Tip – Threenager Drinks

April 22nd, 2016|

The Threenager stage can be rough. What do we recommend? Drink.

Here’s a list of drinks and recipes that should help you out for 1 or 2 days. After that, you’re on your own.
If you’re a Margarita lover, check these out:
Strawberry Beer Margaritas: These sound amazing! Here’s what one reviewer said: “Beer margaritas get a flavorful […]

Weekly Tip – Baby Shower

April 15th, 2016|

Even if you throw your own baby shower, which would be the height of distaste, there is still so much you can’t control.  You can’t control your mother’s eye rolls.  You can’t control Babies-r-us not updating their registry in time so you get three infant swings.  You can’t control the dirty looks your girlfriends are […]

Fix your child’s stealing habit in 3 Easy Steps

April 7th, 2016|

If you’re having an issue with childhood kleptomania, here’s a quick trick that might help your kid understand that stealing is wrong.
Steps in teaching a valuable lesson about stealing:
Step 1: For your kid’s next birthday party, get him or her a ton of presents.

Step 2: Hide them all.

Step 3: When your kid asks “where did […]

Weekly Tip – Road Trip

April 1st, 2016|

I’ve done a ton of research on tips for taking children on a road trip.  Of course I know about the packing new toys, food, electronics – we’ve covered that.  Some tips say work some learning into your trip.  I say, after four hours, every fiber of my being is circulating around survival.  And you […]

Weekly Tip – Give More Hugs

March 18th, 2016|

One of the biggest Bleeping Motherhood moments I keep having is the extra emotions/empathy/sympathy I have now that I have kids.  Could it be caring so much for my two little ones makes me care more about others?

While we strive to be funny and give a laugh, sometimes we hear sad news in our motherhood […]

Weekly Tip – When You Need A Pick-Me-Up

February 12th, 2016|

 

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