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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Back To School Lunch Tip

September 2nd, 2016|

One thing I really hate doing is making sandwiches. It’s weird, but for whatever reason, making sandwiches really grinds my gears.

How will I ever make it as a mom of school age children if I can’t make a simple sandwich for their lunch?

Luckily, people come up with fun ways to make lunch silly and more […]

Weekly Tip On Fails

August 26th, 2016|

We’ve spent the week on mom fails for good reason.  It really does happen to every mom.  Every single one of you has dropped your head in shame about one thing or another.  And it is ok.  Remember, we’re all in this together.

Remember this next time you are at the playground and you have a […]

The Walking Taco

August 19th, 2016|

I’m not sure if I’m totally out of the loop, or if I’m bringing a new fantastic food fad to the surface. But let me start by saying 3 words:
The Walking Taco
Have you heard about this thing? It’s basically a bag of Doritos cut open along the side and you add all of the traditional […]

Weekly Tip – Solving The Picky Eater

August 5th, 2016|

If food time is crisis time for you, if you’ve labeled your kid as a picky eater, if you can’t stand wasting any more food, we’ve got the solution for you.

To start, raise your hand to your other mom friends and say:
My name is Bleeping Kerri and I have a picky eater.
First off, doesn’t that […]

Weekly Tip – Bonus Uses For Magic Erasers

July 29th, 2016|

Has your house been vandalized by small people with maniacal laughter?  Are there fingerprints, crayon marks and weird unexplainable gunk spots?  Then Mr. Clean Magic Erasers might be for you.  We make no money on this endorsement, it is simply a tip from our destroyed house to yours.

Also a marketing note to Mr. Clean – […]

Weekly Tip – Burning Calories At Target

July 15th, 2016|

by The Fit-ish Sisters

Have a long running list of errands to do? Wait until last minute to cram them all into one day and create a sense of urgency.
Get Started With Fitbit
Put your Fitbit on your ankle. Yes, people will stare and think it’s a prison monitor, but that’s okay. Let them judge, you don’t […]

Weekly Tip – Three Steps to Happiness

July 10th, 2016|

by Bleeping Michele

Whether you’re a spouse to a soldier or not, working or non-working mom, at the end of the day or a long work week, all moms want to connect and be heard. It may be with your kids, spouse, family or friends. Stop, listen and take it all in. There is no need […]

Weekly Tip – Gardening Equipment

June 24th, 2016|

We’ve lived in our current house a little over four years.  In those four short years, I’ve been trying to get my children to garden with me.  Ridiculous, right?  What can I say, “Optimistic Mom” stays alive!

In those four years, I’ve bought probably eight different pairs of children sized gardening gloves to encourage their participation.  […]

Weekly Tip For The Parent With The Runner

June 3rd, 2016|

Let’s face it, when you have a child that is a runner, you could be the best parent in the world, but that child will still run away at some point.  We at Bleeping Motherhood want to make your life easier, so we’ve designed a line of t-shirts to alert the world.  Because if everyone […]

Weekly Tip – Unsolicited Advice

May 27th, 2016|

Unsolicited advice can really cramp your style. If you’re not sure how to handle it, check this out:
3 Steps When Getting Unsolicited Advice About How To Mother Your Child:
Step 1: Receive The Message:
There’s not much you can do when someone decides to tell you that your child should be wearing a hat on a cold […]