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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Weekly Tip: Man Meat. It’s what’s for dinner.

June 16th, 2017|

You might be planning a bbq for Father’s Day. What should you include on the menu for dad’s big day? Meat. And lots of it.

And the good news is, it can be pretty easy to prepare. Our advice is to splurge on a really nice cut of your guy’s favorite meat. For whatever reason, when […]

Weekly Tip – Coffee To Wine Makes Kid’s Day Fine

May 19th, 2017|

It may start to feel like Kid’s Day is every day.  That’s the premise I presented to my kids when they shit the bed on being kind on Mother’s Day.

This tip I present to you is not new to most of you.  I’ve discussed at many playgrounds the fact that frequently I realize the next […]

Weekly Tip – Winning at Disney World

May 12th, 2017|

After a truly wonderful trip to Disney World with my family, I have a lot of tips to impart, but I think you’ll appreciate my last one the best:
How To Win At Disney World

I can’t speak to all kids, but my kids at seven and four turning five definitely benefited from having a stroller […]

How to stay young and sane when you have kids

April 28th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is 2 years old this month. That’s 24 years old in dog years. 72 in reptile years. 184 in alien years. And 684 in minion years.

Damn, we’re old.

Here’s some tips on staying young, sane and most importantly, avoid morphing into a minion.

 

Stay out of the sun. Who am I kidding? I LOVE […]

Weekly Tip: Moms shake off all that STUFF

April 14th, 2017|

Wanna know how you can act like a small child and get away with it, (kind’a) In 21 Easy Steps?
1: Grab a bunch of mama friends/drinking buddies/crazy-ass peeps

2: Grab 1 bottle of wine per crazy-ass peep (not to exceed 47).

3: Drink all the wine.

4: Go to a bar.

5: Dance like everyone is watching.

6: Don’t care […]

Weekly Tip – Surviving Facebook Mom Groups

March 24th, 2017|

Have you been a victim of a Facebook mom group gang raid?  Post or comment innocently, then suddenly your phone has 37 notifications and you discover that an angry mom mob has attacked you?  It is time to take action.  Obviously tag the admin (unless the admin is in the mob) then quickly make these […]

Weekly Tip – Getting A Night Out With Friends

March 17th, 2017|

By Naomi, contributor from More With Four blog

The secret is in the title.  PLAN IT.  Plan it and do it.  Set a date and stick to it.  All too often we say, “Yeah, we should get together soon”.  No.  That never works.  You need to actually PLAN it.  Get your planners out or sync your […]

Weekly Tip – Surviving Vacations With Children

March 4th, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton, our Bleeping Sleep Expert

Earlier this week I wrote a post about our nightmare of a family “vacation” that took place mid-February.

If you haven’t read that yet you should.  Click here and read it. Mainly because it’s entertaining, but also because if you are planning on taking a vacation to New York City […]

Weekly Tip – Acceptance Speech

February 17th, 2017|

When I was awarded the coveted “Worst Mom Ever” award, I was speechless.  I wasn’t prepared.  If I had known that it was going to be my award to win, I would have taken some time to prepare.  Instead of standing there, looking at the angelic tyrant that had bestowed this award upon me, sighing […]

Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift

February 10th, 2017|

Are you freaking out over what to get your husband for Valentine’s Day? Especially because he’s been, well kind of an a-hole lately? Look no further. I’ve discovered the PERFECT gift.

Edible Anus.

Yup, that’s right, for $38.95, you can send your jerky husband, a box of edible chocolates molded in the shape of his asshole. Think, […]