My toddler spilled a large glass of water in a fit of anger. I didn’t lose my cool. Instead, I asked her to get me something to clean it up. She brought me this. “Here, mommy.”
I thanked my toddler for being such a good helper, and explained that it was not enough to clean the […]
As I’m sure you do, I sometimes get down about how fast my firstborn is growing up.
Here’s a quick fix that works for me every time.
I swaddle her (my almost 4 year old) like a newborn and put an ill fitted bonnet on her head. Then, I feel better.
Don’t bother opening that cheese slice.
Assuming your little one did want you to open it, you probably won’t open it right. You will probably, in his or her eyes, open it upside down, too much from one end or the other.
Then it is ruined.
Forever.
If you do happen to open it just right, chances are he […]
Here’s one simple trick that will get your feet rubbed, and maybe even earn you a couple minutes to yourself.
Put a dish towel over your shoulder just before your husband walks in the door. Not only will you look like you have been multi tasking for hours, it adds to the “abused mom” character. (See […]
People say dumb shit. People love peppering you with questions about how you raise your kids. Here’s a list of dumb questions, and here’s the responses that you should give:
Them: Oohhh, you didn’t get the flu shot???
You: No. (then proceed to cough in their face).
Them: Do you buy organic?
You: Nope. I like to poison my […]
My kids are the worst during diaper changing. They are strong little fuckers. They don’t sit still, and fight me during the ENTIRE diaper change. It’s wicked fun. Imagine now, changing their diaper and having to add a step because they have a diaper rash. Now I have to maneuver them in such a way […]
Want to make life easier?
To get perfect little bite size pieces of food for your toddler, ditch the knife and use scissors. I do this with my kid’s chicken nuggets and it works great! If you don’t have any scissors available, try an ax. If no ax available, a chainsaw can be used in a […]
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