It’s summer! Join me in this mantra – we don’t want to think, we want to drink! We agree and we’re here for you to avoid thinking this summer. We want you to be able to drink and know things. Like, know how to amuse your children in an instant this summer. With that in […]
Who would like some nice, ripe unsolicited advice? I like my unsolicited advice first thing in the morning with a bowl of cereal, so that it ruins most of my morning. Someday unsolicited advice will be a thing of the past. Until then, here’s:
Top 5 responses to give when faced with unsolicited advice:
5: Thank you […]
You may make many decisions in a day that are risky; bringing kids to the grocery store when they are hungry, driving too close to nap time (when you need them to sleep at home), bringing them with you too late in the evening. Sometimes it pays off, sometimes you fail miserably. Many times I […]
Top 5 Perks That Stay At Home Moms Enjoy While Trying To Stay Sane:
5: Going braless in any room of the house at any time of day. Comfort is key!
4: Drinking that 4th cup of coffee without shame. A toddler will appreciate the extra pep in your step.
3: Eating Doritos and leaving the orange cheese […]
Top 5 questions a new mom might have before giving birth:
5: What is the “bloody show”, and will I need to buy tickets ahead of time to get in?
4: What’s a “mucus plug” and will I need Kleenex and a plumber to install it?
3: What is the “ring of fire” and will the local Fire […]
Top 5 Ways To Use Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather book for Good:
5: Buy the book for a mom who is in desperate need of a good laugh.
4: Buy the book for a mom who wants to experience peeing in her pants from laughing really hard while reading the book.
3: Buy the book for an […]
I’m not sure if you have hit the Threenager stage of parenting yet. I’m pretty much in the middle of it, with a good year or so of it ahead of me. In case you’re wondering if you’re close, here’s some things your child might start saying so you know you’ve arrived at Threenager Road, […]
One of the more entertaining aspects of my baby shower was my mother’s reaction to the gifts I received. Not because she was overwhelmed by the generosity of family and friends, but because she had a hard time keeping the, “what in god’s name is that used for” look and “what a ridiculous waste of […]
This week, Bleeping Motherhood is exploring the subject of kleptomania.
Kids will inevitably get curious and either think about thievery, or actually act on it. And when they do, we’ll be there.
Maybe a little embarrassed. Maybe a little mortified. Not necessarily because the kid just stole something…well that too, but because of the item that they […]
Top 5 Movie Quotes That Would Have Been Appropriate For A Road Trip With My Family
5. “If you’re gonna spew, spew in to this.” – Wayne’s World – This brings to mind a drive back from the beach when my oldest kept throwing up. As we were speeding through Baltimore, I handed him the container […]
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