After our recent lobster-in-front-of-kids eating experience, I’m loathe to eat delicious food in front of my kids. They have a long history of trying to ruin my eating experiences. I mean, many things are probably ok. They don’t give me much of a hard time if they come across me eating grilled chicken, or a […]
A recent camping trip and random game of Monkeys in the Mulch made me put a magnifying glass on games of my childhood. And they were pretty stupid. Do you remember these games and can you explain them?
Stupid Childhood Games
5: Running Bases – Here’s what I remember of this game. Running back and forth. I […]
We’ve all been there. In our head, planned amazing family vacations where our children would dance happily along next to us. We’d have the perfect amount of family time, combined with some sleeping in and a delicious meal or two. Then suddenly you get woken up from your daydream because your toddler has hit you […]
Brad from Cosmic Geppetto is back with us, reminding us of how funny kids can be. It can’t just be him, right?
The kids survived their first few days of school. They are doing well. Better than me and Heather.
It is especially hard for Heather. She is the first line of parenting defense. The one who […]
Jessica Sullivan is back with us again, talking about fostering a child. This particular posts brings back some memories of things I would have never thought I’d do before becoming a mom.
Fostering brings a lot of changes to your life. Particularly things that you would have never done for a niece or nephew (or done […]
We recently taught you how to make your very own Boob Sweat Hammock. You can get the whole story on how to do that using just 2 simple supplies. Check it out here.
Now that you’ve constructed your very own boob hammock, here’s the
Top 5 Places NOT to wear a boob hammock:
5: A Playdate. It might […]
Messy house, no time for a 5-minute nap, kids running all around, even if you have an only child, it can sometimes feel like the house is a whole kindergarten! Then these “blessed cherubs” come to you saying “Mommy, I am hungry!” – starting to feel like life?
The Bleeping Motherhood team understands mothers try to […]
Top 5 Baby supplies that will make your life easier. And also help you keep your kids from injuring themselves.
5: Sharp edges on things make me crazy. My kids have cut open their heads and faces on sharp corners. At some, after lots of boo boos, blood, crying and several hundred bandaids, I smartened up […]
Tooth Fairy. Bah – who’s with me? I am actually paying someone else so I can roll the dice on if I’m going to scare the shit out of my own kids about some imaginary creature creeping under their pillow while they sleep. If I wanted to pay people to make my life more difficult, […]
Are you starting to see the light, that the end of mom guilt starts at the shower? Not ready to have moms lining up for keg stands at your next baby shower? I get it. Embracing the “Bad Mom” lifestyle comes in stages (although, if you need anyone to start the keg stands, in our […]
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