Perez Hilton has tackled some very controversial and uplifting topics. However, none have compared to his A-List celebs who get this, love to fart.
Check out our Top 5 Faves from Perez Hilton’s stinky butt list: (See? Everyone farts!)
5: Eva Mendez:
When she was on the MTV environmental documentary Trippin, Eva Mendes was accused by a fellow […]
Top 5 Headline Worthy “You’ve Been Toddlered” Moments”:
5: Toddler tossed Million Dollar lottery ticket in the fireplace.
Emma, 2.5 years old, Nebraska, U.S.A
All the parents could say is, “Fuck me. Fuck me.”
4: Toddler put poopy in mommy’s coffee. Mommy drank it.
Drake, 4, London, England
Mommy said, “Yuck, this tastes like bloody shit.”
3: Toddler hit delete button on […]
Some days you’re happy, some days you’re sad. Some days you want to poke your eyes out and feed them to your husband.
When you’re feeling like queen bee, you wonder, “will the happiness last?” Which one of the children is going to make you lose your shit? And for that matter, will it be over […]
We love Golden Girls. You love Golden Girls. Turns out Etsy loves Golden Girls too. Check out our Top 5 Favorite Golden Girls products on Etsy.
5: Something about this GG art activity book gets me excited.
4: You can’t go wrong with this 80s inspired GG t-shirt
3: If you are a GG lover, chances are, your […]
Top 5 Beauty Recipes Using Shit You Probably Have Around The House:
5: Olive Oil as a deep conditioner:
Massage one teaspoon of extra-virgin olive oil into dry, clean hair (pay extra attention to the ends). Then, wrap your hair in a warm, damp towel and let the oil absorb into your strands for up to 20 […]
Top 5 Places To Hide (GET RID OF) Elf On A Shelf:
5: In the garbage.
You know you hate that effing thing. Just throw it away.
4: In a foreign country.
UPS or FedEx ship it to any country, and poof, it’s gone.
3: Outside on a windy day.
Hopefully a big gust of wind will pick it up and […]
Top 5 Pinterest “Breastfeeding Party” Ideas/Activities
5: Bedazzle Your Own Breast Pump
4: Breastmilk and Kahlua White Russian Cocktails
3: Pin the tail on the nipple
2: Who’s Nipples Look More Like Salami wins a prize
1: Breast Pumping Relay Races – 1st team to get 4 oz. wins!
Top 5 responses to the constant question – “Why?”
5. Because I said so
4. Bend over I’ll show you
3. Why not?
2. A five minute long-winded explanation that ultimately gives no explanation
1. Ask your dad
Top 5 phrases that would sound great coming out a toddler’s mouth:
5 – Shotgun!
4 – A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
3 – Manicure, pedicure, eyebrows please.
2 – Smack it up, flip it. Rub it down, oooohhh.
1 – Have you seen Kim K’s ass lately?
As if having kids doesn’t make you feel tired, old and useless. Let’s face it, some days we’ve got one foot in the retirement home door. Here’s a few more signs that you’re becoming more tired, more old and more useless:
5 – You purchase “The Clapper”. And you love it.
4 – You eat a Werther’s […]
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