Daaaamn, motherhood is expensive! I remember being pregnant and hearing about how expensive children are, but nothing really truly prepares you for it until you are in it. And you realize what an utter money pit these little bundles of joy are.
Clothing
From the get go, they are draining you. The first time I realized I […]
New Year. New You? Unlikely.
While my husband rolls his eyes so large he could move the Titanic at the mention of a New Year resolution, I still like making them. I’ve made many over the years that never really stick. My house isn’t any more organized, I still carry some pregnancy weight and have a […]
Can you even believe Christmas is around the corner!? Is your tree trimmed? Is your ugly sweater purchased and ready for various holiday party wearing? Are the gifts wrangled and wrapped? Is your sanity melting before your very eyes? Is this to-do list making you more and more nauseous?
Don’t worry mom, you’re in the homestretch […]
Do you play on Instagram? We just started and we’re having a blast – check us out here. But, this isn’t just about finding us on Instagram. This is about how bleeping funny moms are on Instagram. And how by posting on Instagram, they are winning awesome free kid things!
When We Are Real Moms on […]
Now that everyone has settled into Fall, we can begin gearing up for a long-ass winter. Get ready for cooler weather, possible snow and of course, getting sick.
Every year about this time, I have a conversation with the flu. It goes something like this:
Me: Hey, flu.
Flu: Hey.
Me: You thinking about coming around here this year, […]
In honor of Veteran’s Day, this week we’re hearing from our Bleeping Military Mom, Michele about their family’s experiences being a military family.
Written by Michele
Having a soldier in your family means that it isn’t just his job, but it is the whole family’s job. We understand that it means frequent moves, him spending long hours away […]
I’m a pretty decent failure when it comes to Halloween. As a college co-ed, the only time I dressed up was as a nurse. Post college, if I wasn’t a witch (because I could simply wear black and a hat), then I dressed as a banker. Chances are, I had work that day and just […]
I recently went for my mammogram. Mamos can get a bad wrap, but from my perspective, they aren’t all that bad. Yes, they do flatten your boob in between two plastic things and a machine squeezes down on your breast while you’re told to ͞”hold your breath”. But, the whole thing happens kind of quick […]
Written by Rachel Gorton, our Bleeping Sleep Expert
Whether you’re an adult tossing and turning over thoughts of tomorrow’s responsibilities or a baby who sleeps best with a full tummy and swaddle, we always sleep best when we feel content and safe. As parents, that’s why we have to be mindful of how that sense of security affects […]
This year my husband and I celebrated our 10-year wedding anniversary with a trip to Kennebunkport, Maine. Neither of us ever visited there, but we sure are glad we gave it a go. “How the heck did we end up there”, you ask?
What a great question. I like you already.
My husband and I both love […]
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