While our kids are still toddler age, it’s still a time for education. We take education VERY seriously, and there is zero room for wasting time. That’s why every day we have a vigorous routine. We like to educate our children on various levels.
Crack of dawn education.
Besides waking my children at 5 a.m. every […]
My family and I recently went on vacation. Yay! We consist of a wife, husband, 3.5 year old daughter and 23 month old son. So you now know, that the vacation wasn’t a vacation at all. It was more like a Chinese torture chamber. But I digress.
Relax, my ass!
While my kiddies had an amazing […]
Yes. And. Yes.
How many times do you “think” you’re going to enjoy a nice, buttery piece of toast with a piping hot cup of open my eyes coffee?
I make a diligent attempt every morning. Good for me.
But we all know that the toast will burn, and the coffee will be ice cold. How many times […]
We all know kids are like sponges. Everything we do, say, wear, criticize, compliment, blow up at, love, hate and beyond….our kids are soaking it up like a sponge. So it had me thinking, am I sponge worthy? Am I saying and doing as I would want my children to say and do?
Yikes.
So here’s a […]
Fart. It’s such a gross word. Say it right now. “FART”.
Eww, you’re gross for saying it.
Just kidding! Farting isn’t and shouldn’t be the embarrassing thing that we all make of it. Farting is crazy fun! You can even use Farting as a way of saying “Hello”, or “Goodbye”, or possibly even “Fuck You” to that […]
If you have, or will soon have a toddler under the roof, then this one’s for you:
You have a toddler, which means you have approximately 3 years of acts of toddlerisms that will affect you in various ways. You have (Godspeed) been “Toddlered”.
Let me clarify-
Toddlered: Anything in the immediate 2 mile radius of you, your […]
Some days we feel like the bomb diggy. Some days we feel like we wish we were sitting on a bomb. Some days, we look around our house and feel like a bomb went off. Whatever bomb moment you’re having, check this out.
BleepingMotherhood.com was designed with you in mind. Sometimes you just want to be […]
The Golden Girls first came into my life as a youngster. I remember watching them without a lot of commitment on evenings with my parents in the 1980’s. Then, after high school, I took an internship at Disney World for 4 months. I moved to Florida and it was my first time away from home. […]
My husband got me a Spa Day for Christmas last year and I was actually able to take advantage on my birthday, which was in April. Yes, it took me 4 months to find time to do this.
I was pretty excited about it, since heck, no kids for 4 hours, people massaging my tired bones, […]
In this edition of Suck On This, you will actually be getting something to Suck On. A compilation of fabulous drink pop recipes that are sure to be an early Christmas gift to yourself after a hot summer day. I have not been able to test these recipes, so someone step up to the plate […]
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