Have you had your yum yucked?
If you’ve tried to convince a child of any age to diversify their food portfolio, you probably have. Imagine this, you have been eating something, enjoyed it, offered it to your child (or had it stolen off your plate) and watched a dramatic performance of how much he or she […]
Written by Shar Schmidt
“I need someone on this stepstool for teeth RIGHT NOW, and I don’t care who it is!” I holler, as one runs off to find her stuffies and the other hides behind the bathroom door, giggling under her breath.
It is the end of a day when my work kept me so engaged […]
This week, Bleeping Motherhood is dabbling in embarrassing moments we face in every day life with toddlers. I happen to have little to no shame, so embarrassing moments aren’t too bad in my book. However, I do participate in the occasional embarrassing moment that leaves me a little, well, embarrassed.
But of all the things my […]
When I wake up in the morning, I don’t say, “Jeez, I really hope I cry today.” Crying as a mom, for me, is usually unexpected. Especially with all our wild hormones splashin’ around in our lady guts. I’m not a crier. In fact, I’m an ugly crier, so when I feel the waterworks comin’ on, I’m all, “oh great, this is […]
Remember the good ol days when you meticulously and painstakingly bought gifts for your kids and they adored you for it, and played with the toys all day? Hmm, well remember yesterday when your kids didn’t want to play with any of those toys and instead played with the empty cardboard box?
How about when they discovered the stuffing inside the couch cushions? […]
We got a lot of Bleeping Emails about these awesome drink recipes!
So here they are again. Being that we are seeing record temperatures across the nation, these delicious drink pop recipes might be just the think you need as we hustle into Christmas!
Give yourself an early Christmas gift and test these out!
Watermelon Margarita Poptails
Stop it! […]
I was struck by something I read on a facebook group about being a “fun” mom. A woman was venting that her daughter whispered to Santa Claus her Christmas list, but wouldn’t tell her parents because she wanted to see if Santa was real or not. The discussion continued of other moms commenting about the […]
You tell me which one your Gynecologist would prefer.
Holiday preparations can leave you with your head spinning – choosing cards, gifts, decorations, food….it’s enough to make you want to throw a towel over your shoulder (email us at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com if you’d like to purchase a Bleeping Motherhood dishtowel!) and call it for the season. No wonder my mother threatened to cancel Christmas every. […]
We’re excited to bring you our latest update – a change in the way you take in all the bleeping humor on our main page. We hear you, you want to laugh right away, so we’ve started with some of our favorite quotes that you’ve sent us. Keep sending them, it is easy to do […]
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