Bleeping Motherhood! It’s a great, crazy, heart-warming, frustrating trip filled with emotions we never knew we could have!
In anticipation of Mother’s Day next Sunday, we want to spend the whole week celebrating becoming moms.
To start it off, we want to introduce you to kindleigh. The kindleigh brand is about paintings with purpose. Artist Leigh Clark hand paints inspirational […]
Suck On This! It’s Bleeping Motherhood’s 1 Year Anniversary! We are celebrating with a book!
“Bleeping Audrey and “Bleeping Kerri” have been excitedly engaging fans since April of 2015 with our lite, quick comic relief.
To help celebrate our first year on the map, we’re launching our new book, Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather” which takes you […]
“Threenager”
Definition, a three year old that acts like teenager.
Do you sometimes wonder where your child’s little attitude came from? Just yesterday they were all cute and adorable, then just like that, BAM! They hit you with some serious ‘tude. Or, they totally schooled you and now you feel like they are 3 going on 13.
Yup, […]
Thank you for the baby shower crap, I mean gifts!
Is it just me, or did anyone else get WAY too much crap at their baby shower?
Don’t get me wrong. I registered for all the crap. I’m grateful that people bought all the crap for me.
But did I really need a wiper warmer? Actually that item, yes. […]
Is your child showing signs of becoming a lil’ kleptomaniac?
Some of you may be in shock by that question. Others may know exactly what I’m talking about. In case you’re on the fence, we’ve compiled a few signs of what you may be experiencing.
Clues your kid is becoming a moderate to hardcore kleptomaniac
1: You start […]
Let’s talk road trips. Having just recently survived a 12 hour road trip to celebrate Easter with family, I have a lot of thoughts about this.
First off – don’t. Maybe cut that part of the family off. If they decided to live 12 hours away from you, maybe they are telling you something.
Secondly, this is […]
My husband recently planned a playdate with friends. Except, I wasn’t invited. It was a guy thing with just the kiddos. Was I hurt or left out? Hell to the freaking no.
In fact, this would be the first time EVER that I’d be left alone in my home, by myself. With no kids. Ever. That […]
What makes a mother late? As a compulsively punctual person, prior to children, I had no idea. From my childhood, we were late because my mother needed to straighten every rug on her way out the door. But “Clipboard Kerri” could never be late, right?
I’m trying to raise my children in a yell-free environment. I […]
During the week of Valentine’s my daughter’s school set up a balloon fundraiser. So I figured I’d buy one for each kid and make myself mom of the year. Did I end up mom of the year? Well read on, and you tell me.
So it’s Valentine’s balloon pick up day, and I march over to […]
Do you remember the last time you breastfed? No, I mean, like the last time as in forever last time. It’s kind of sad. So grab your ugly cry face, and read about when Bleeping Kerri stopped:
My dear amazing daughter,
We said goodbye to a certain aspect of our relationship this weekend; I’ve ended breastfeeding you. […]
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