Can we get a hell yeah! If there were ever such a funny, clever, novelty-parenting item that spoke to me, this would be it.
Dawn Dais has thoughtfully, and humorously spun the standard “Baby’s First Year” with a parent’s version that has me giggling like a small school girl in her book, The Overly Honest Baby Book: Uncensored Memories from Baby’s First Year (Sh!t No One Tells You).
What can you expect?
You’ll be able to document things about your pregnancy, like:
- First trimester (the ways in which growing a placenta has kicked Mommy’s ass)
- The week Mommy officially could no longer tie her shoes
- The number of friends at the shower who didn’t have kids, didn’t participate in the games, and just drank mimosas for the duration
There’s also space in the book where you can add photos of your baby’s first year:
- “You horrified with Santa”
- “You, crying in your first Halloween costume”
I must not fail to mention the awesome checklist, “Mommy’s New Hobby: 2:00 a.m. Internet Searches”, featuring:
- “Will my baby ever sleep?”
- “Can babies die from crying too much?”
- “Vasectomy doctors in my area”
There are so many delicious moments in this book, I could go on and on. But you really need to grab a copy for yourself, or better yet…if you know a first time mom, this is literally the perfect gift or add-on item for her baby shower.
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