It’s 7 Days of Bleeping Boobs! Join us every day this week while we celebrate, The Breast. The left one, or the right one? It doesn’t matter. We’re just giving ourselves a high-five for carrying these things around. Sometimes they are sore. Sometimes they are high. Sometimes they are low. Sometimes there’s milk pouring out of them.

Now, let’s see if you can touch your elbows together behind your back. If a boy asked you to try this in middle school, say I.

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