Is co-sleeping that dirty little secret that no parent admits to? Half the posts we see on Facebook mom groups start their co-sleeping question with, “don’t judge me”. Don’t worry, no judgement here! We just want to laugh at the way our kids torture us as we all try to get a little sleep. We […]
Minutes after pulling my daughter out of my uterus, the nurses cleaned her off and laid her gently on my chest. That’s where it all started to go wrong. That’s when my daughter realized that her very favorite thing in the world was being up against someone else, and she’s never wanted to change that.
Don’t […]
A crack in your phone screen is kind of the worst. If you or your kid drops your phone, the first reaction is usually “Gasp!” and you rush to bend over and scoop it up. You turn it over to reveal the damage. It all happens in slow motion and when you see the sick […]
You or your kid just dropped your phone. It’s cracked. And to make matters worse, a unicorn named “Jorgie” just flew by quick to throw your cracked phone in the toilet. Now it’s wet!
Double whammy!
You’re probably thinking. I’m screwed. How am I going to fix my phone?
I’ve gone through both a cracked phone as well […]
Mom Anger – How do you deal with it? I can’t say I always do a great job, so in a quiet, cuddly moment with my kiddos, when I wasn’t about to lose my mind, I asked them their tips on how I should deal when I’m angry. Here’s what they said:
If you are anything like me, as you were driving around yesterday running errands to give your children a magical Valentine’s day (because, fuck, if you aren’t, its probably child abuse or someone will judge you or something, bleeping motherhood) you were listening to the radio hearing all the Valentine’s Day commercials. And wondering if […]
DH was outside, I was inside having a rough time with the kids. I think it was summer and the windows were open. When DH came in, he said, “you realize, when you yell at the kids inside, all the neighbors can hear”. I said, “you realize, when I’m yelling at the kids inside, I’ve […]
Have you heard that new, hot song yet on the radio? It’s called, ͞”Mommy, I Sneezed!”
I’m not exactly sure who sings it, but I don’t think it matters. Oh wait, it’s not a song on the radio. It’s my kid, yelling ͞”Mommy, I Sneezed!” yet again.
One thing is certain. It’s cold and flu season. You’re […]
We all know we should be drinking elderberry syrup. It helps boost your immunity, and dammit, can just taste good. But, how? I’ve had people ask a variety of questions on how to actually ingest this magical elixir. Most important to remember is that elderberries always need to be cooked, at least 30 minutes to […]
It used to be that the majority of the messages I was getting on Facebook messenger and text were about playdates and moms’ nights out. With the recent flu outbreak, its all about elderberry syrup. And an occasional video of a Jason Momoa coming out of the water (always a win).
Elderberry what?
Yeah, so back in […]
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