Moms are late, but is it really our fault? Here are some reasons we’ve been late – can you relate?
5 – My children were in a knock-down, drag-out fight. Once I finally pulled them apart and quieted the screaming, I found out it was because one of them took an imaginary wand from the other. […]
What makes a mother late? As a compulsively punctual person, prior to children, I had no idea. From my childhood, we were late because my mother needed to straighten every rug on her way out the door. But “Clipboard Kerri” could never be late, right?
I’m trying to raise my children in a yell-free environment. I […]
This week’s podcasts details some of our hellish mom moments, including:
A dramatic re-telling of the Bleeping Audrey’s Ninja Mom moment with balloons (you can also read about it here)
How Bleeping Kerri nearly blinded her daughter
What does Bleeping Audrey find has “superior drinkability”
TOP 5 Hellish Mom Moments You Could Have Done Without (True Stories, and yes, I am looking for some compassion, and yes you can feel sorry for me):
5: Your dermatologist found a few questionable moles and wants to remove them right then and there, and you have both kids with you, and your little one […]
During the week of Valentine’s my daughter’s school set up a balloon fundraiser. So I figured I’d buy one for each kid and make myself mom of the year. Did I end up mom of the year? Well read on, and you tell me.
So it’s Valentine’s balloon pick up day, and I march over to […]
Breastfeeding! What a topic! What controversy!
Listen in as Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri have a heartfelt, wistful conversation about breastfeeding, including our experiences on doing it in public, in planes and in Brooklyn.
After you are done, read (or re-read) some of the posts we referenced:
Highway Prostitute
End of an Era
Sometimes breastfeeding goes perfectly – the baby latches immediately, your supply is great and your child self-weans at just the right time. For those three people that it happened to, good for you!
For those that struggled all through breastfeeding, or weren’t ever able to make it work, our deepest sympathy. For the rest of us, […]
Do you remember the last time you breastfed? No, I mean, like the last time as in forever last time. It’s kind of sad. So grab your ugly cry face, and read about when Bleeping Kerri stopped:
My dear amazing daughter,
We said goodbye to a certain aspect of our relationship this weekend; I’ve ended breastfeeding you. […]
Have you had your yum yucked?
If you’ve tried to convince a child of any age to diversify their food portfolio, you probably have. Imagine this, you have been eating something, enjoyed it, offered it to your child (or had it stolen off your plate) and watched a dramatic performance of how much he or she […]
This week’s podcast is here! We talk about surviving parent/teacher conferences, whether Sophia is destined for med school, next year, and the most exciting part of yoga. Listen in and tell us about your Mommy Wins!
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