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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

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Holiday Shopping

December 12th, 2016|

This week on Bleeping Motherhood, we’re talking about (love it or hate it) — holiday shopping. To kick it off, enjoy a cup of coffee or glass of your favorite wine or hard liquor and check out this quick, fun quiz about holiday shopping! Don’t forget to leave your results in the comments section and […]

Weekly Tip – Firing That Elf!

December 9th, 2016|

As I was doing a little research on what the internet had to say about getting rid of the Elf on the Shelf, I was surprised to see how many suggestions there were.  Tons of other bloggers have had the same problem (see, you really aren’t alone, we’re really all in this together) and come […]

Top 5 Elf Excuses

December 7th, 2016|

Still doing that elf thing, huh?  I get it, you are caught already.  We’ll help you with that on Friday.  But I’m guessing some day this week you already have or will have forgotten to move the creepy little shit.  I understand because that was me nearly every day during our brief foray into the […]

The Best Christmas Tradition I Skipped

December 5th, 2016|

We’re avid Christmas celebrators here, I sure love the traditions.  I’m known for being the mom that gets her Christmas cards mailed just before Thanksgiving so they arrive just after.  I spend the whole month preparing for that one day.  And I love it.  But there is one tradition I’ll skip; Elf on the Shelf. […]

A Moving Military Mom Story

November 11th, 2016|

In honor of Veteran’s Day, we have another great post from our Military Mom, Michele!  She’s here to give a little of the humor in one of the biggest aspects of being a military family – moving!

Written by Michele

Not too long ago, my family PCS’d (the military acronym for moving…..because every action has an acronym) […]

Why Vote Mikey, The Three Year Old, For POTUS?

November 7th, 2016|

You won’t find any Trickle Down Economics here, but you will find some trickle down his leg…because he had a little too much apple juice during lunch today. But don’t let that stop you from giving him your vote. Many of the world’s greatest leaders and motivators enjoy apple juice and peeing. People must pee. […]

Mommy Ate All My Candy

November 4th, 2016|

I’m totally shocked at my kids’ reaction to me eating all their Halloween candy.

My daughter asked me “where’s all our candy”, so I had to grab my phone and video her reaction when I answered, “I ate it all”.

You see, our kids got SO much candy on Halloween, I split it up into two different […]

We Can Really Scare You!

October 31st, 2016|

DISCLAIMER. Before you scroll down to view the actual images showing the objects in question…please remember, you CAN NOT UNSEE IT.

Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri recently came across some horrifying items that would make a lion shriek in terror. You might think that something as simple as a lunch tray or a doll wouldn’t scare […]

Weekly Tip – Reschedule Halloween And Other Bits of Halloween Hate

October 28th, 2016|

Naomi from More With Four blog finishes up our Halloween week long celebration with tips on how to make Halloween better.  Or maybe only one tip.  But I don’t think she’s alone on her Halloween feelings.

Written by Naomi from More With Four blog

I really do not like Halloween. Parents, who’s with me on this one? […]

5 Tips For Keeping Kids Safe at Hallowe’en

October 26th, 2016|

Halloween can be scary!  But fun.  Now that you don’t dress up as the sexy nurse or the sexy police officer or the sexy anything, Halloween has a little bit of a different focus.  It’s about surviving while your children beg for candy for you to eat after they go to bed.  We love this […]