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A Book Review: The Overly Honest Baby Book: Uncensored Memories from Baby’s First Year By Dawn Dais

July 20th, 2017|

Can we get a hell yeah! If there were ever such a funny, clever, novelty-parenting item that spoke to me, this would be it.

Dawn Dais has thoughtfully, and humorously spun the standard “Baby’s First Year” with a parent’s version that has me giggling like a small school girl in her book, The Overly Honest Baby […]

Top 5 Ways To “Bad Mom” A Baby Shower

July 19th, 2017|

Are you starting to see the light, that the end of mom guilt starts at the shower?  Not ready to have moms lining up for keg stands at your next baby shower?  I get it.  Embracing the “Bad Mom” lifestyle comes in stages (although, if you need anyone to start the keg stands, in our […]

Baby Shower Like A Bad Mom

July 17th, 2017|

Ever since the movie Bad Moms came out, Bad Moms have been coming out.  Raising their hand and saying, “yup, that’s me!”.  With all the “Bad Moms” standing up, does that stereotypical perfect mom even exist?  Well, not over here it doesn’t.

So what if we end the charade of perfect mommyhood and perfect parenthood, starting […]

Weekly Tip: How to half-kill a spider and then run away screaming

July 14th, 2017|

Anyone getting the occasional spider in the home? Say “I”. “I”.

I really try not to be a huge baby when it comes to spiders. After all, I am a wife and mother. And have dealt with harrier beasts. But when I see a spider, I go into freak out mode and start screaming like an […]

Top 5: 4 Truths & 1 Lie Would You Rathers!

July 12th, 2017|

Can you guess which Would You Rather questions from our new book are truths and which is a lie?
We’ve gone through so many ups and downs, laughing and crying and so much more, that we had to include it in our new book Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond. But, we also […]

Buy Our Book!

July 11th, 2017|

Today’s the day!  We’re excited to launch Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond available for purchase on Amazon.com.

Because we’re so excited about it, we have it priced at $5.99 for a few short days, then it will go up to the regular Would You Rather price of $9.99.  Get it today!

About The Authors Of This Funny Mom Book

July 10th, 2017|

Why did we write Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond?  Where did we come up with the content for this funny mom book? Let’s tell the beautiful story of Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri.
A long, long time ago (longer than either of them would care to admit), before they knew anything about […]

Weekly Tip – Surviving Sleeping Babies That Won’t Transfer

July 8th, 2017|

Sleeping baby – that doesn’t sound so bad, right?  It is what most people look for, I’d bet!  Until, the baby is asleep in the car and you know you are waiting it out.  Or the baby is asleep on your lap and the slightest “click” of your phone will awake the terror you’ve spent […]

Top 5 Things I Would Rather Not Do

July 5th, 2017|

As our new book, Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond is launching next week, we thought it might be fun to explore some of the questions our readers will be faced making decisions about.  Tell us – which of these five would you rather do?
I Would Rather Not:
5 – Screw up the recipe […]

Reviews Are In!

July 4th, 2017|

We recently had a chance to ask some of our friends to preview our upcoming book, Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond (available for pre-order!!).  They had some great feedback for us ~

Naomi from More With Four Blog
Would you rather read this book while hiding from the kids in the closet with a […]