Santa stopped by Bleeping Motherhood and told us that our fans are ALL on the nice list!

(Lots of cheering and poppin’ champagne and jazz hands)

As a thank you for being so nice and sticking with us all year long, we’re doing a book giveaway that you won’t want to miss. Thanks to the help of some awesome authors, we’re giving FOUR lucky fans a chance to win one of these super cool books!

 Alphabert! An A-B-C Bedtime Adventure

Author Rob Dircks and his brother, illustrator Dave Dircks, have teamed up again- this time with their very first children’s book! Alphabert! An A-B-C Bedtime Adventure is the story of Albert, a kid – like all kids – who just doesn’t want to go to bed. Using the alphabet and his vivid imagination, Albert embarks on various adventures, learning that nothing’s really better than a good night’s sleep.

Don’t miss out on the amazing illustrations, get your copy now.

Lullabye

Written by Billy Joel, Lullabye is a beautiful song written by Billy Joel about his relationship with his daughter Alexa. The lyrics of the song are the text of the book and the illustrations actually act out those lyrics. Just press play and enjoy! Check out the app as well to see all of the great products Kidioke Media offers! Each book plays the song from beginning to end. Please be aware that it will not be Billy Joel’s voice on the track.

Can’t wait? Get your book today.

The Chocolate Prince

By Alexa Ray Palmisano Prince Landon is preparing to become King of Bingaling and is expected to help the people of the kingdom just as his father does.

But his love for chocolate will soon prove to disgrace his family’s honor. Will the Prince’s sweet tooth ruin Bingaling? Can the townspeople ever trust him again? See what happens when a youngman becomes, “The Chocolate Prince”. “The Chocolate Prince” is preschool – 3rd grade level reading. Although it was written for children, anyone can appreciate this short story as it highlights important life lessons — being kind to one another and giving each other second chances. BONUS! – Teachers, Parents and Caregivers will love the Q & A activity provided at the end of the story. Enjoy!

Need last minute stocking stuffers? Get copies before Christmas.

The Bad Dad Bundle

Authors Ken Williams, Wesley Huth and Illustrators Mel Casipit and Hasan Lei teamed up to bring you Daddy’s Little Peter, Grow A Pear, Timmy, and Richard is Long for Dick. Bad Dad Publishing is very proud to create books that appeal to both children and adults in a truly unique way. Each book produced has two stories within it: one for the child, and a second story, hidden beneath the first, that is written for the adult reading the book. The result is a series of books that are unlike anything on the market today.

You can grab your bundle right now. Go right to Bad Dad Publishing

HOW TO ENTER

Simply comment below with your favorite holiday movie. One comment/entry per person. Be sure to include your email address as that is how we’ll contact you. The winners will be randomly selected and you will be randomly assigned one of the 4 book options mentioned above.  The contest ends Tuesday, Dec 20th, 2016 at 9pm, so enter now!

We’ll notify you directly if you won around 9pm EST, so be sure to sit by your smartphone or computer like you did back in high school when you were waiting for that hottie to ask you to prom.

It will not increase your chances of winning (but will increase the chances we’ll have more awesome things to giveaway in the future), so we’d love for you to join the fun on the Bleeping Motherhood facebook page. You can also subscribe to our email list to get all the fun delivered right to your inbox. You never know when you’re going to need a good laugh. Stick with us, girl. We know our shit when it comes to relatable, wacky mom humor.