New Year. New You? Unlikely.
While my husband rolls his eyes so large he could move the Titanic at the mention of a New Year resolution, I still like making them. I’ve made many over the years that never really stick. My house isn’t any more organized, I still carry some pregnancy weight and have a […]
I know that little finger monkey is probably on your kid’s holiday wish list this season, but we’re here to tell you, if you haven’t gotten the monkey, you’re probably out of luck. I’m not trying to get all Grinch on you, but that thing is likely sold out, or WAYYY overpriced on Ebay.
Oh snap! […]
Can you even believe Christmas is around the corner!? Is your tree trimmed? Is your ugly sweater purchased and ready for various holiday party wearing? Are the gifts wrangled and wrapped? Is your sanity melting before your very eyes? Is this to-do list making you more and more nauseous?
Don’t worry mom, you’re in the homestretch […]
We had so much fun playing along with the November 2017 We Are Real Moms Instagram contest. If you didn’t know, Bleeping Audrey is quite the photographer. I’m sure you can always tell the difference between Bleeping Kerri’s photos and Bleeping Audrey’s photos. As a photographer, she gave a tip, and the pictures that came […]
We had a great time playing along on the We Are Real Moms Instagram contest in November done by Being Mamma Bear and co-hosted by Photostories by D. We got a chance to share a humor tip and loved the responses we got back.
First – you need to know what ideas we gave – Nikita […]
I was “that mom”. You know, the mom that didn’t really know better.
On a lot of things, really, but in this case, on nail polish for my sweet daughter.
I know how awful regular nail polish smells. I intellectually realize it is the chemicals involved. And yet, I still didn’t think through it enough to have […]
Do you play on Instagram? We just started and we’re having a blast – check us out here. But, this isn’t just about finding us on Instagram. This is about how bleeping funny moms are on Instagram. And how by posting on Instagram, they are winning awesome free kid things!
When We Are Real Moms on […]
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The flu.
The flu who?
Shit. Ain’t nobody answering that joke. That’s because the flu is no joke. Before kids, I always wondered how in the hell I would ever manage taking care of my kids if I had the flu. Last winter, it happened. My son came into my room in the middle of […]
When your child is showing signs of illness, the first thing you might do is check their temperature. I typically do this by first placing my hand over their forehead, followed by me placing my cheek over their forehead. If they feel hot, we know we’ve got a fever on our hands. But sometimes the […]
Now that everyone has settled into Fall, we can begin gearing up for a long-ass winter. Get ready for cooler weather, possible snow and of course, getting sick.
Every year about this time, I have a conversation with the flu. It goes something like this:
Me: Hey, flu.
Flu: Hey.
Me: You thinking about coming around here this year, […]
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