Top 5 Headline Worthy “You’ve Been Toddlered” Moments”:
5: Toddler tossed Million Dollar lottery ticket in the fireplace.
Emma, 2.5 years old, Nebraska, U.S.A
All the parents could say is, “Fuck me. Fuck me.”
4: Toddler put poopy in mommy’s coffee. Mommy drank it.
Drake, 4, London, England
Mommy said, “Yuck, this tastes like bloody shit.”
3: Toddler hit delete button on […]
If you have, or will soon have a toddler under the roof, then this one’s for you:
You have a toddler, which means you have approximately 3 years of acts of toddlerisms that will affect you in various ways. You have (Godspeed) been “Toddlered”.
Let me clarify-
Toddlered: Anything in the immediate 2 mile radius of you, your […]
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