Weekly Tip – Pro Farting
If you’re gonna fart, don’t fart like an amateur. Be a Farting Pro.
If you’re a beginner, or are clueless about farting, start with this Fart Dictionary. It helps you really understand and name some of your farts, like:
Apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away.
Boomerang fart: a fart that has somehow returned to haunt […]
Scary Farts
I’ve been waiting my whole life for a compilation video that features scaring the day lights out of babies with farts. Thank you for answering my prayers.
Top 5 – Celeb Farting Edition
Perez Hilton has tackled some very controversial and uplifting topics. However, none have compared to his A-List celebs who get this, love to fart.
Check out our Top 5 Faves from Perez Hilton’s stinky butt list: (See? Everyone farts!)
5: Eva Mendez:
When she was on the MTV environmental documentary Trippin, Eva Mendes was accused by a fellow […]
FART
Fart. It’s such a gross word. Say it right now. “FART”.
Eww, you’re gross for saying it.
Just kidding! Farting isn’t and shouldn’t be the embarrassing thing that we all make of it. Farting is crazy fun! You can even use Farting as a way of saying “Hello”, or “Goodbye”, or possibly even “Fuck You” to that […]
The Bleeping Agendee – Farts
Ever feel like you should change your name to Toots McGee? Ever find yourself on a farting spree? This week, we are bringing you some inspirational, yet wildly exciting information about farting.
BTW, if you have not subscribed to BleepingMotherhood.com, do it now! Or we will hold you down, and fart on you.
We’ve all been there. […]
Weekly Tip – Being Toddlered
If you find yourself in a Toddlered situation, here’s 3 Rules of Thumb that can help:
1: DO NOT look the toddler in the eye. Keep your distance, and STAY STRONG.
2: I carry these 3 items with me at ALL TIMES. I suggest you do the same:
A pair of tongs
Dolly Parton’s book “Dolly: My Life and […]
Toddlered Play Date Case Study
See what happened at a toddler play date in just 20 minutes.
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