Poor Kyle’s Mom
Yes. Sometimes we bitch and moan. Sometimes we’re bitchy. It’s okay, we’re moms. We’re allowed to be bitchy, on occasion.
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Top 5 – Rant Edition
Top 5 Events That Caused Wicked Huge Bitch Rants:
5: That time it was raining, but I wanted it to be sunny. (Sounds like my toddler is rubbing off on me, huh?)
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Burnt Toast, Cold Coffee?
Yes. And. Yes.
How many times do you “think” you’re going to enjoy a nice, buttery piece of toast with a piping hot cup of open my eyes coffee?
I make a diligent attempt every morning. Good for me.
But we all know that the toast will burn, and the coffee will be ice cold. How many times […]
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The Bleeping Agendee
YAY! It’s bitch and moan/rant week!
I try not to bitch and moan too much about the insanity that is my life, because after all, our babies will grow up and we will be sad and cry. BUT for now, this week, we are allowing some bitching…What have your lil’ monsters done lately that really grinded […]
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Weekly Tip – Crazy in Manhattan
This week’s tip explains in detail how to look like a crazy person/asshole in Midtown Manhattan.
I have been listening to “Best Of The Eagles” cd over the last several months in the car. And 98% of the time, my kids are in tow. My toddler has grown to LOVE the cd. We happened to be […]
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Seinfeld Favorites
This Seinfeld Superman Montage makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. If you’re a fan, it’s a must watch.
And then, there is of course the Green Day Good Riddance Montage, which I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
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Top 5 – Seinfeld Kid Edition
“If Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer Had Kids On Seinfeld” Episodes:
5: Kramer becomes President of his son’s PTA, and accidentally burns the school down when he attempts to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the science lab.
4: George slips into a depression because his newborn is bald and he thinks the baby is mocking him.
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Are You Sponge Worthy?
We all know kids are like sponges. Everything we do, say, wear, criticize, compliment, blow up at, love, hate and beyond….our kids are soaking it up like a sponge. So it had me thinking, am I sponge worthy? Am I saying and doing as I would want my children to say and do?
Yikes.
So here’s a […]
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Seinfeld
Ever feel like you’re living in a Seinfeld episode? I recently had a week where I felt like Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer were at every turn.
BTW, if you have not subscribed to BleepingMotherhood.com, do it now! Or we will send the Soup Nazi to your house and he will scream “NO SOUP FOR YOU.” […]
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