I had a few, albeit short instances on vacation where the kids were napping and I could just lay in the sun and enjoy my freaking self. In those rare moments, I was able to tune into what other parents were doing and saying. Here’s my faves:
Top 5 Ridiculous, Yet Amazingly Awesome Things I Heard […]
My family and I recently went on vacation. Yay! We consist of a wife, husband, 3.5 year old daughter and 23 month old son. So you now know, that the vacation wasn’t a vacation at all. It was more like a Chinese torture chamber. But I digress.
Relax, my ass!
While my kiddies had an amazing […]
Summer vacation. It came. It saw. It kicked our ass.
This week is dedicated to reflecting on our summer vacations and how incredibly tired it’s making me feel.
This week on Bleepingmotherhood.com, you’ll learn:
What kind of vacation drinker you are.
How to take a great (shitty) family vacation photo.
If you should or should not allow your kid to […]
One of our bleeping fans, Lisa, shared this picture with us. We get it, Lisa. And we hope you buy stock in toilet paper, paper towels and all things rolled, this toddler has classic unrolling tendencies.
“Don’t sing, Let it Die to my tomato plants”
“Can you at least remove the macaroni from his balls?”
“If you don’t take the crayon out of your bum, I’ll need to take it away.”
These are just a few of the gems that we can’t believe have come out of our mouths as moms. Who sticks crayons […]
Thank you to our fan, Shannon, for sharing her TODDLERED moment.
We hope it was some good coffee!
Send us pictures of your TODDLERED moments at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com or post it on our bleeping facebook page. We’d love to hear just what the hell happened and maybe we’ll feature it on Bleeping Motherhood. Because if you can’t laugh, all […]
What’s that you say? You say you’re in a bitch rant kind of a mood, you say?
Sometimes you just gotsta vent. If you find yourself frustrated and need to bitch and rant about your kids, your hairstyle, your mess, your bills, your WHATEV, then DO IT! Let it out. Sometimes we hold that shit in, […]
What’s that you say? You say you’re in a bitch rant kind of a mood, you say?
Sometimes you just gotsta vent. If you find yourself frustrated and need to bitch and rant about your kids, your hairstyle, your mess, your bills, your WHATEV, then DO IT! Let it out. Sometimes we hold that shit in, […]
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