My walls look like hell, covered with crayon scribble. My coffee is cold and spilled all over the countertop. My folded laundry is unfolded and thrown about my bedroom. All day long, I get TODDLERED.
TODDLERED in the bathroom.
TODDLERED in the living room.
TODDLERED in the shower.
Even when I lay my head down on my pillow at […]
Let me know if this sounds familiar.
It’s 7 a.m. and your kid gently tells you that he forgot to finish his homework. And being that your week has been especially cra-cra, you forgot too.
Shit.
It’s half done, and due today! Now what? Luckily there’s a solution! Hasbro has come out with a line of real dogs […]
So the kids are off to school. Now what? Want to send your dog (or a neighbor’s dog, wink wink) to a reputable school to really get some peace and quiet, while they learn an amazing skill?
Check out “School for French Kissing For Dogs”.
You won’t be disappointed. (Although, Warning! Have your toothbrush ready. You will […]
At the bus stop, parents openly express their fears and cheers. At the bus stop, parents negotiate who had the most insane morning. At the bus stop, parents talk about their hopes for the day.
I give you:
Top 5 Legit Mom Fears At The Bus Stop:
5: I hope my kid doesn’t get lice today.
4: I’m afraid […]
While our kids are still toddler age, it’s still a time for education. We take education VERY seriously, and there is zero room for wasting time. That’s why every day we have a vigorous routine. We like to educate our children on various levels.
Crack of dawn education.
Besides waking my children at 5 a.m. every […]
A new school year has begun. Time to rise and shine. And cheer! Or punch a wall. Or snort orange juice. Or eat a #2 pencil. Whatever the school year means to you, Bleeping Motherhood is here to make sure you get through it. Well, maybe with a lil’ cereal in your hair, but you […]
Ever try to get a family photo while on vacation? LOL
Here’s 3 Steps in how to “attempt” a good photo on a family vacation:
3: Give your kids candy. Your dentist will punch me in the face for saying that, but giving a kid a lollypop will help ensure a small window to get a decent […]
This week we are celebrating family vacations. So we pulled this fun clip from National Lampoon’s European Vacation. Take the minute-37 to watch it. Such a classic scene and will provide you a couple giggles.
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